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I’m sure my house is covered in feces.”

Ewwwwww…. (Pet owner referring to her cats.)

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I got it wet, but I didn’t wash it.”

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Awww…I wanted to tell you something sexy!”

Alrighty then….

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She’s just not monitoring what she’s putting in her mouth.”

Uhhhh…what?!?!

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Oh! I just put it in my mouth for the first time!”

(Location: White Wolf Cafe.)

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It’s going to be a hot one one out there today. You’ll be sweatin’ like Paris Hilton’s boyfriend in a STD clinic!”

(Heard on 98.9 WMMO.)

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That was the first time I ever threw-up on somebody…and I swear it’s because he touched me.”

Ummm…WHAT?

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Hilarious conversation:

Person #1: I had a dream about you last night”
Person #2: “I like that!”

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I want to marry that couple!”

(Overheard by a woman in downtown Orlando, about a ridiculously cute married couple.)

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The things I do for money.”

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