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Friday, 28 January 2011 |
Ashley K. Edwards |
I’m sure my house is covered in feces.”
Ewwwwww…. (Pet owner referring to her cats.)
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Thursday, 2 December 2010 |
Ashley K. Edwards |
I got it wet, but I didn’t wash it.”
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Thursday, 11 November 2010 |
Ashley K. Edwards |
Awww…I wanted to tell you something sexy!”
Alrighty then….
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Thursday, 30 September 2010 |
Ashley K. Edwards |
She’s just not monitoring what she’s putting in her mouth.”
Uhhhh…what?!?!
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Saturday, 25 September 2010 |
Ashley K. Edwards |
Oh! I just put it in my mouth for the first time!”
(Location: White Wolf Cafe.)
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Saturday, 11 September 2010 |
Ashley K. Edwards |
It’s going to be a hot one one out there today. You’ll be sweatin’ like Paris Hilton’s boyfriend in a STD clinic!”
(Heard on 98.9 WMMO.)
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Friday, 10 September 2010 |
Ashley K. Edwards |
That was the first time I ever threw-up on somebody…and I swear it’s because he touched me.”
Ummm…WHAT?
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Friday, 3 September 2010 |
Ashley K. Edwards |
Hilarious conversation:
Person #1: I had a dream about you last night”
Person #2: “I like that!”
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Thursday, 2 September 2010 |
Ashley K. Edwards |
I want to marry that couple!”
(Overheard by a woman in downtown Orlando, about a ridiculously cute married couple.)
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Wednesday, 25 August 2010 |
Ashley K. Edwards |
The things I do for money.”
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