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Doesn’t it look so much bigger here?”

(I have no idea what this was in reference to, but I found it extremely funny for some reason.)

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And, we have another awesome reader submission!  Okay, okay, this one didn’t come from around Central Florida, but it was just too good to pass up.  Thanks for thinking of us, Justin!

Beer & Sake Kid's Meal? What kid wouldn't LOVE that?

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That was quite a horn job!”

(Someone referring to an overly aggressive “honker” in the College Park neighborhood.)

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Tonight’s the night to pick-up young girls in Orlando.”

(In reference to Wall Street Plaza in downtown Orlando on Thursday nights….)

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How could there any anything wrong with a ball of garlic?”

Ummm…ok, we agree! (Overheard in downtown Orlando.)

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Every time I go to the Citrus Club I feel like “Pretty Woman.” I feel like the hooker in the hotel.”

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I’m sure my house is covered in feces.”

Ewwwwww…. (Pet owner referring to her cats.)

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I got it wet, but I didn’t wash it.”

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Awww…I wanted to tell you something sexy!”

Alrighty then….

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She’s just not monitoring what she’s putting in her mouth.”

Uhhhh…what?!?!

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